Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear and Heated Pool

Top rated by guests
Welcome to the Funky Flamingo! Our 4-bedroom home just minutes from world class beaches, amazing seafood, and a fun home-base to relax and play when staying in!
Spend your mornings while browsing your fave book or sipping a hot cup of coffee around the sitting area between the kitchen and the inviting pool!
The FULLY STOCKED kitchen features even more bar-top seating and plenty of space to whip up an amazing home-cooked meal of your own.
Everything you need to prepare a feast can be found on our fully stocked kitchen
The FULLY STOCKED kitchen features even more bar-top seating and plenty of space to whip up an amazing home-cooked meal of your own.
review stars
9.4Outstanding
(14 Ratings)
"Very cool place. Perfect layout. Great location for family retreat. Excellent little town (Cortez). We love Palma Sola Bay area. "
Scott G.
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9.4 / 10
Outstanding(14 Ratings)

House in Cortez, FL

14 guests · 4 bedrooms · 2 baths

Reasons to book

Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
High-end valueWell priced for this area

About this house rental

Summary:

Welcome to the Funky Flamingo on Palma Sola Blvd!

🌐 Fast WiFi + 34" 4K monitor—perfect for work or play!

🛌 3 Kings, 1 Queen, 1 Twin, 2 sleepers + 2 Pack ’n Plays & comfy furniture.

📺 Smart TVs incl. outdoor pool TV, sound machines & USB chargers.

🍳 Well‑stocked kitchen, spices, quality appliances + welcome coffee

🏊 Heated private pool, hot tub, patio fire table

🏖️ 10 mins to AMI beaches + chairs, towels & coolers

🐾 Woof Friendly (2 dogs max)



The Space:

Welcome to the Funky Flamingo, where comfort meets style in a vibrant, family-friendly setting. Our open-concept living space is perfect for creating unforgettable memories. The fully stocked kitchen features modern stainless-steel appliances, including a Keurig and a traditional coffee maker—coffee lovers rejoice! Guests rave about the labeled spices and condiments that make cooking a breeze. Cook up meals with ease while staying connected with your crew at the dining table (seats 8) or the breakfast bar (seats 4). Enjoy complimentary coffee upon arrival—our welcome gift to you! Guests often say they feel right at home in this exceptionally clean, thoughtfully designed space.



Living Room & Entertainment

Gather, relax, and enjoy. The living room is designed with families and groups in mind:

✨ Two plush sofas that convert into sleeper beds—perfect for extra guests.

📺 A 55-inch Smart Roku TV for binge-watching or movie marathons.

🎲 Board games, puzzles, and entertainment for all ages.

⚡ Ultra-fast, reliable WiFi to keep everyone connected—specifically praised by remote workers and streamers.

Whether it's game night, Netflix binging, or unwinding after a day in the sun, this space is a guest favorite for comfort and connection.



🛏️ Sleep Like Royalty

Each bedroom is designed for ultimate comfort and praised in reviews for luxurious details like soft linens, sound machines, and USB charging stations by every bed. Here's what you'll find:

🏠 Master Bedroom: Your private retreat. A spacious King bed, 55" Smart Roku TV, a cozy sitting area, and a dedicated workspace with a 34" 4K monitor make this room perfect for work-from-anywhere travelers. The walk-in closet includes a Pack-n-Play ready to go—a lifesaver for families traveling with little ones!

🏠 Bedroom #2: A second King suite with plenty of space to stretch out and its own Roku Smart TV.

🏠 Bedroom #3: Family-friendly comfort with a Queen bed and a Twin bed—perfect for kids or extra guests.

🏠 Bedroom #4: Another King suite with a Smart Roku TV and cozy seating to relax at the end of the day.

No matter where you rest your head, you'll love the thoughtful touches that make sleep truly luxurious.



👶 Family-Friendly Haven

We know traveling with little ones can be tricky, so we've made it easy! The master bedroom's walk-in closet has a Pack-n-Play ready to go for naps or nighttime, and you'll also find:

🍼 A highchair for mealtimes.

🛟 Pool safety gear for peace of mind.

🎵 Sound machines to ensure everyone gets the sleep they need.

🐾 Pet-friendly accommodations—bring your furry family members along!

Guests often say these thoughtful extras made their stay stress-free and enjoyable for the whole family.



🌴 Private Outdoor Paradise

Step into your own private oasis! The pool and patio area are the crown jewel of the Funky Flamingo:

🏊 A screened-in private **heated pool** with plenty of space to swim and play year-round.

📺 An outdoor TV visible from the pool—perfect for watching the game while you swim!

🛁 A bubbling hot tub—perfect for unwinding under the stars.

🛋️ A cozy daybed for afternoon naps or reading by the pool.

🔥 A large fire table surrounded by comfortable seating for evening conversations.

🍔 A brand-new Weber gas grill for family cookouts in the Florida sunshine.

Whether you're lounging, grilling dinner, or soaking in the hot tub, this space is made for relaxation and fun.



🏖️ Beach Days Made Easy

No need to bring your own gear! Guests rave about the beach amenities provided, including:

🪑 Tommy Bahama beach chairs

⛱️ A beach umbrella and sandcastle tools

🛒 A wagon to carry everything to and from the beach

🧊 Abundant beach towels and coolers for all-day adventures

Grab your gear and head to the stunning beaches of Anna Maria Island, just minutes away!



📍 Perfect Location

Nestled near Palma Sola Bay, the Funky Flamingo offers:

🌳 Privacy on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighborhood.

🌅 Stunning bay views with a short stroll along Palma Sola Blvd.

🛍️ Quick access to shops, restaurants, and entertainment in Bradenton.

🚤 Boat access with the Kingfish Boat Ramp just around the corner.

You'll love the easy drive to Anna Maria Island and its famous white sand beaches while still enjoying peace and quiet at home.



🌴 Your Funky Flamingo Escape Awaits 🌴

Come see why guests call the Funky Flamingo the perfect vacation spot. From the heated private pool and outdoor TV to the stunning location and thoughtful touches, you'll have everything you need for a fun, relaxing, and memorable stay.



Book now and let the good times begin! 🦩✨



Guest Access:

🛏️ Trying to figure out sleeping arrangements? The Funky Flamingo is spaciously set up with 3 bedrooms on one side of the house, 2 sleeper sofas in the living room, and the 4th bedroom located off the pool deck with a private entrance..



The Neighborhood:

🏞️ Nestled along the picturesque Palma Sola Boulevard in Bradenton, this location offers the perfect blend of serene natural surroundings and easy access to local attractions. Here's what you can explore in the neighborhood:



🛍️ Shops & Restaurants

Just minutes away, you'll find a variety of local shops, unique boutiques, and a wide range of dining options. Whether you’re craving fresh seafood, a cozy café, or fine dining, the nearby establishments offer something for every taste.



🌅 Outdoor Adventures

Situated near the beautiful Palma Sola Bay, this area is ideal for outdoor enthusiasts. Take a scenic walk along the boulevard with stunning bay views, or visit Robinson Preserve for hiking, kayaking, and bird-watching. Anna Maria Island's famous white-sand beaches are just a short drive away, perfect for a day of sun, swimming, and beachcombing.



🎨 Cultural Attractions

Bradenton is rich in culture, with the nearby Village of the Arts offering a vibrant art scene filled with galleries, studios, and events. You can also explore the area's historical sites and museums to get a taste of the local heritage.



Getting Around:

🚗 By Car: Driving is the easiest way to explore Bradenton and the surrounding areas. The property offers convenient parking, and with quick access to major roads, you can easily reach destinations like Anna Maria Island, Robinson Preserve, and downtown Bradenton.



🚖 Ridesharing: Services like Uber and Lyft are readily available in the area. Whether you're heading to the beach, dining out, or exploring local attractions, ridesharing offers a convenient and hassle-free option.



🚌 Public Transportation: The Manatee County Area Transit (MCAT) provides bus services throughout Bradenton and nearby areas. The nearest bus stop is a short walk away, offering an affordable and eco-friendly way to get around.



🚶 Walking-Friendly: The neighborhood around Palma Sola Boulevard is great for walking, with beautiful bay views, local parks, and shops just a stroll away. Enjoy the scenic paths and peaceful atmosphere as you explore the area on foot.



🚴 Biking: Bradenton is bike-friendly, with many bike lanes and trails nearby. Consider renting a bike to enjoy the scenic routes along Palma Sola Bay or to explore Robinson Preserve and Anna Maria Island at your own pace.



🚤 Boating: If you're bringing a boat, the nearby Kingfish Boat Ramp offers easy access to Palma Sola Bay and the surrounding waters. It's perfect for those looking to spend time on the water during their stay.



No matter how you choose to get around, the location at 2111 Palma Sola Blvd makes it easy to enjoy all that Bradenton and the surrounding areas have to offer.



Other Things to Note:

📜 Rental Agreement: For a seamless booking experience, a Rental Agreement is required for all reservations. Once your reservation is confirmed, we’ll provide details for completing the agreement.



🔑 Check-In Process: For a seamless check-in experience, your unique code along with your check-in instructions will be updated into your personalized guidebook on the morning of your arrival. You’ll use this code for entry.



☕ Starter Supply: We’ve prepared a starter supply that includes paper towels, coffee K-cups, toilet paper, shampoo, body wash, and plush white towels! We hope these amenities add an extra touch of comfort to your stay.



⏰ Unauthorized Late Checkout Fee: $20 Per Half Hour Late



💵 Additional Fees: A mandatory damage waiver or security deposit will be collected after booking. For guests bringing dogs, there is a mandatory pet fee of $100 per dog, collected after booking. A maximum of 2 dogs is allowed per reservation unless otherwise approved. No other animals are permitted. Optional services, including early check-in, late check-out, and additional guests, can be arranged upon request and are subject to availability. These additional fees help cover the cost of reworking the schedule or adding an additional cleaner if needed. Please message us ahead of time for pricing and availability.



Interaction with Guests:

We are just a quick message away and have help on our end to be available 24/7 for recommendations and the rare emergency!

Amenities at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear and Heated Pool

Non-smoking
Pets allowed
Family friendly

Map of Cortez, FL


Ratings and reviews

9.4 / 10
Outstanding(14 Ratings)
10 / 10Outstanding·Feb 2026
Very cool place. Perfect layout. Great location for family retreat. Excellent little town (Cortez). We love Palma Sola Bay area.
10 / 10Outstanding·Jan 2026
The house was beautiful, clean, and well stocked
10 / 10Outstanding·Jan 2026
Our stay at funky flamingo was excellent. The hosts were very responsive, the house was well equipped and the location was perfect
8 / 10Excellent·Nov 2025
Wonderful place to stay with great amenities. The only reason for 4 stars is because of a few issues we had during our week long stay. We had trouble staying connected to the Internet- we finally received a good username and password 2 days before leaving. We had issues figuring out the pool and spa heat but we were finally able to figure this out. Ice maker stopped working or barely made a few cubes. They did have someone come out to look at it but never started working so I assume they may have needed to order a part or something. Renjoy was great at responding but kept asking us to take pics of TV screen or fridge screen. There was nothing a picture would help with as there was no error screen or anything. We would definitely book here again as the amenities were great and close to many attractions, beaches and restaurants.

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FAQs

Is parking included with this house?

Parking is not specified as an available amenity at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear and Heated Pool. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this house?

We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this house. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.

Is Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear and Heated Pool pet friendly?

Yes! This house is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.

What amenities are available at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear and Heated Pool?

We found 3 amenities for this rental. This includes non-smoking, pets allowed, and family friendly.