Cottage in Spring Hill, FL
6 guests · 2 bedrooms · 1 bath
Reasons to book
Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
High-end valueWell priced for this area
About this cottage rental
/// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic
Quick Highlights ///
• Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River
• Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy!
• Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!)
• The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games
• Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games
• Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast
• Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees
/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun ///
If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee.
Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun ///
• Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep
• Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area
• Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown
• Extras: Rollaway crib
/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside ///
• Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs
• Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience
• Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by
• Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset
• Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more
/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure ///
• Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation)
• Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils
• Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings
• Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals
/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door ///
• The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River
• Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees
• Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids
• Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park
• Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto
/// Important Details ///
• Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area
• Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies
• Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area
• Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep
• A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.
/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time ///
Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay.
Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.
Quick Highlights ///
• Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River
• Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy!
• Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!)
• The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games
• Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games
• Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast
• Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees
/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun ///
If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee.
Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun ///
• Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep
• Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area
• Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown
• Extras: Rollaway crib
/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside ///
• Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs
• Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience
• Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by
• Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset
• Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more
/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure ///
• Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation)
• Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils
• Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings
• Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals
/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door ///
• The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River
• Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees
• Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids
• Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park
• Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto
/// Important Details ///
• Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area
• Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies
• Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area
• Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep
• A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.
/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time ///
Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay.
Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.
Amenities at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit
Non-smoking
Pets allowed
Family friendly
Map of Spring Hill, FL
Ratings and reviews
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·May 2025
Matches description, great area, very cozy and well equipped. Decoration is amazing. Location is very convenient: short drive to stores, quiet place, good privacy compared to other houses in the area. I
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·May 2025
The home was a great choice for my family with children ages 10 (who are good swimmers and comfortable in/around water). The home looks just as it does in the listing photos and was just as we expected. The neighborhood was quiet and those we met in the neighborhood were very friendly. We were delighted to see manatees each day while out kayaking! The water right off the dock is fairly deep compared to some areas and has vegetation at the bottom which attracts wildlife (a good thing) but also makes it not particularly clear (although we didn't mind). You reach clear water areas pretty quickly via kayak. My younger kids loved the giant floating raft/dock! My teen and I had no issue getting kayaks and the floating dock in and out of the water from the dock ourselves. Tips: I would suggest storing food in the refrigerator or in sealed ziplocks to avoid teeny tiny ants finding their way into your snacks (although this is no surprise if you're familiar with living in the south). And double check the check-in/check-out times, we didnt realize there were conflicting check out times listed somewhere, causing some confusion for the cleaners who thought we had checked out, but didn't ever knock or disturb us. (I was unaware they had even arrived and was tidying up, taking my time.) The whole family had very memorable, very enjoyable time, and I can't think of anything this house is missing!
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Mar 2025
The place is perfect for people who behave noisless and expect this from others.Great home in many ways; everything was new or renovated, e.g. stove, fridge and freezer, dish washer; the stove heats very effectively, e.g. onions got brown fast with temp set to three; we had the impression to be the first renters; the decorations appeared to be done by artists and with love to details; mattresses would be fine for people with back problems; the lanai included a bed for taking a nap after kayaking and was completely screened without gaps; there are various sit on top kayaks and dock beneath the deck allows easy climbing in and out the kayaks. We recommend a guided tour at the kayak rental near the parking lot of the State Park. We enjoyed viewing the sunset from the observation deck at Linda Pederson Park. We highly recommend this place and would like to come back.
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Apr 2024
We enjoyed our stay at this cute little cottage. It definitely had the feel of a family cottage where you might spend your summer vacation. Nothing fancy but comfortable, cute and homelike. I loved the colors it was decorated in and especially the "wall paper" in the bathroom. We had a great time. The hostess was very communicative and we had zero issues.
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10.0Outstanding
(37 Ratings)
"Matches description, great area, very cozy and well equipped. Decoration is amazing. Location is very convenient: short drive to stores, quiet place, good privacy compared to other houses in the area...."
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