Film Fan Favorite! Astoria Victorian 7BR/6.5BA Estate with Columbia River Views

Built in 1888 and fully updated from 2024-2026, this Queen Anne Victorian estate and former bed & breakfast is now your mansion in the heart of Astoria’s film scene!

- GOONIES HOUSE: One block away
- KINDERGARTEN COP SCHOOL: Next door
- SHORT CIRCUIT BRIDGE: Right out the window

NOTE: Wedding or event? Add'l fees and contract terms apply via "Astoria Vintage Venues."

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WHERE YOU'LL SLEEP...

MAIN FLOOR - 2 ADJOINING SUITES…
(Door must be unlocked on both sides.)

• BRIDAL SUITE: King Bed + Sitting Area w/Gas Fireplace, Full Bathroom with Walk-In Shower

• GROOM’S SUITE: Full Bed + HALF bath en-suite


SECOND FLOOR - 4 GUEST SUITES…

• KINDERGARTEN COP SUITE: King Bed, Queen Air Bed (extra bedding upon request) + Full Bath & View of the Kindergarten Cop School!

• FREE WILLY SUITE: King Bed, Queen Sofa Bed (upon request) + Full Bath & View of a rock wall like the one Willy jumped to freedom!

• GOONIES SUITE: King Bed, Twin Bed + Full Bath & View of the Goonies House!

• SHORT CIRCUIT SUITE: King bed + Full Bath & View of the Astoria Bridge that Johnny 5 jumped off in the movie!

• FORMER STAFF QUARTERS - Featuring a view of the Columbia River, this little room once housed domestic a staff member. It still has a full bathroom with bathtub/shower combo. Upon request, we can set up a Queen Air Bed here or it can be used as a private full bath for guests in the Groom's Suite, which has a half bath en-suite.


INDOOR AMENITIES…

• VIEWS! Breathtaking sights in every direction!

• VICTORIAN DETAILS, 9-ft Ceilings, carved old-growth moldings, inlaid hardwoods

• CHEF’S KITCHEN: Newly-remodeled with 48” gas range, column fridge + freezer, and antique chandeliers!

• FORMAL DINING ROOM: Overlooking the Columbia River with capiz shell chandeliers & large dining table for 10-14

• HUGE LIVING ROOM with gas fireplace, original pocket doors & add’l 6-seat dining table


OUTDOOR AMENITIES…

• LARGE MANICURED YARD overlooks Columbia River under mature trees, including a monkey puzzle tree

• PARKING LOT on-site for 8+ vehicles

• WALKABLE to filming locations, Pier 39/Coffee Girl, Safeway & Astoria Co+op Grocery

• ONE MILE TO DOWNTOWN: The Astoria Riverwalk is a flat, paved pedestrian pathway just a block away that will bring you right downtown.

• ASTORIA RIVERFRONT TROLLEY! Ride in style to downtown Astoria & the Sunday Market! A trolley stop is just a block away...

• GETTING MARRIED? We often host wedding parties for lodging and/or for elopements or intimate receptions. Inquire for details!

Guest access
Entire property with the exception of the 3rd floor manager apartment

Other things to note
GROOM'S SUITE: While the Groom’s Suite doesn’t have an en-suite shower, guests of this room can either share with the Bridal Suite or use the full bathroom in the Former Staff Quarters, which is on the second floor.

USING AN AIR MATTRESS OR SOFA BED? Please let us know in advance if you plan to use either of these additional bed types, so we can provide bedding for your group. (Vrbo doesn't give us an option to list an air mattress for bedrooms, so we have them down as "murphy beds." They are NOT MURPHY BEDS!)

RESPECT OUR NEIGHBORS: Please be courteous at all times & observe city quiet hours of 10PM - 8AM.

PLEASE, NO STREET PARKING: The Goonies House draws thousands of visitors per month, so please keep street spaces open for other visitors and our neighbors.

ON-SITE MANAGER: City code requires we have an on-site manager. Our property managers access their 3rd floor space via a separate staircase at the back of the house, but you may pass them in the second floor hall.