2BR Sleeps 4

Free parking

No table salt, pepper, no corkscrew, just one tea towel for a two-night stay; staff very reactive to messages 24/7/365 but don’t expect any action taken (we’re still waiting for a pinch of table salt and a corkscrew). Double mattress in its last legs with metal springs stuck in back for what it was a very uncomfortable couple of night’s sleep; a veneer of sticky something on dinner table made coasters actually stuck to the table; damp smelly, outdated bathroom, dinner room light switch loose coming off the wall; bulbs missing and/or flickering/burnt out; poor range of cooking equipment