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The Oyster Smack Inn

Top rated by guests
Dining
Deluxe Double Room | WiFi (free)
Classic Double Room | WiFi (free)
Superior Double Room | Bathroom | Shower, hair dryer, towels, soap
Deluxe Double Room | WiFi (free)
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8.4Excellent
(43 Ratings)
"Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town. "
Kishan
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8.4 / 10
Excellent(43 Ratings)

Hotel in Maldon District

3-Star Hotel

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About this hotel

Along with a restaurant, this hotel has a bar/lounge and free self parking. WiFi in public areas is free.
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.

Amenities at The Oyster Smack Inn

Restaurant
Non-smoking
TV
Bathroom
Bar
WiFi/Internet
No pets allowed
Family friendly
Towels
Hairdryer

Map of Maldon District

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Nearby attractions

Colchester Zoo
16.2 mi
Christchurch Park
33.4 mi
Adventure Island
7.9 mi
Raphael Park
26.9 mi

Available Rooms

Ratings and reviews

8.4 / 10
Excellent(43 Ratings)
10 / 10Outstanding·May 2026
Rooms were big and very clean. Staff were helpful and friendly. I would definitely stay again when I'm next in town.
10 / 10Outstanding·Apr 2026
Excellent room which was spacious and airy. Large comfortable bed. Needs a full length mirror and a shelf in the bathroom. Wardrobe was far too high to reach
10 / 10Outstanding·Nov 2025
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
5 / 10·Aug 2026
Great room staff and stay
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FAQs

Is parking included with this hotel?

Parking is not specified as an available amenity at The Oyster Smack Inn. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this hotel?

We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this hotel. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.

Is The Oyster Smack Inn pet friendly?

Unfortunately, this hotel is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"

What amenities are available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

We found 10 amenities for this rental. This includes restaurant, non-smoking, tv, bathroom, and bar.