House in Houston, TX
Reasons to book
About this house rental
The space
Four bedrooms. Full kitchen. Hot tub. Margarita machine. Karaoke corner. Peloton for the morning after — purely aspirational.
The main house sleeps 12, including a loft king bedroom accessible via spiral staircase. Fair warning: it’s cooler before the margaritas than after. Blackout shades in every bedroom, in-unit washer/dryer, and two pull-out sofas for whoever lost the bedroom lottery.
The backyard is yours — hot tub, outdoor dining, ladder toss, string lights. May be shared with the guest house next door if both are booked. Good news: they’re probably having as much fun as you are.
Two miles from downtown Houston. Seven minutes from Toyota Center and Daikin Park. EaDo’s best bars, tacos, and brunch spots are practically at your door. METRORail nearby for when your group decides to be responsible adults.
Heads up: we’re near active train tracks. White noise speakers in every bedroom. You’re welcome.
BYO people. We’ll supply the memories from there.
The fine print (we're fun, not feral)
Quiet hours 10pm–8am — the neighbors are lovely and we'd like to keep it that way. Up to 12 adults + kids/infants. Security cameras on exterior.
STR permit STR-2025-000280.
