House in Cape Coral, FL
Reasons to book
About this house rental
We regret to inform you that you’ve officially been demoted to unpaid photographer effective immediately. Please stretch beforehand because you’re about to take approximately 1,847 photos of your wife in front of every corner of this backyard. Different angles required. Retakes mandatory. Complaining not permitted.
Ladies, this place was built to absolutely destroy Instagram feeds.
The heated resort style pool is massive.
The hot tub is ready for late night hangs.
The pergola setup is perfect for relaxing or entertaining.
There’s a cozy coffee bar, a human sized chess board, a hanging photo swing, and endless social media moments all around the property.
There are also tons of outdoor loungers for tanning, relaxing, or pretending you’re at a luxury resort.
And yes, we understood the assignment for the kids too.
There’s a playground, swing set, giant sand pit, PlayStation loaded with a TON TON TON of games, and a life sized chess board big enough to make adults feel like kids again.
This backyard isn’t just a backyard. It’s a full blown memory factory.
P.S. Target is basically one minute away. Ladies, do what you must. Husbands, remain calm in the vehicle with the AC running. Survival is possible.
