Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

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10.0Outstanding
(40 Ratings)
"Wonderful location & amenities. We booked this property for a long birthday weekend. Beautiful house with a great layout for multiple people to relax and enjoy the beach. The property pool & community..."
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10.0 / 10.0
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House in Surf City, NC

16 guests · 4 bedrooms · 4 baths

Reasons to book

Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
High-end valueWell priced for this area

About this house rental

***NEW FLOORING, NEW COUCH***

Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!

Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
Bdrm 3: King Bed
Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
2nd Living Area: Couch

The space

You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.

The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.

Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.

From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.

There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!

On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.

As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.

** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **

Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.

If you rent from us, it should be cheaper than using a 3rd party. Additionally, I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there, so for additional fee the cleaner will also MAKE the beds for you!
$25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
$13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
$10 per bed to have them made for your arrival
$2 for each bath towel
$1 for each hand towel/washcloth

Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
We recommend you get renters insurance
Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
Refundable deposit increased by $250
Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.

Other things to note
We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.

5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
2 one pole umbrella
1 3 section beach chair/recliner
4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
2 beach balls
1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
7 pool noodles
1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
1 Pool donut float
1 pool float couch thing
Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)

Amenities at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)

Free WiFi/internet
Air conditioning
Pool
Non-smoking
Pets allowed
TV
Coffee/tea maker
Refridgerator
Kitchen
Balcony/Terrace
WiFi/Internet
Private pool access
Microwave
Dishwasher
Washing machine
Dryer
Patio
Oven
Stove
Laundry services
Bath or shower
Sofa bed
Children's high chair
Ironing facilities
Desk
Hairdryer

Map of Surf City, NC


Ratings and reviews

10.0 / 10.0
Outstanding(40 Ratings)
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Sep 2025
Wonderful location & amenities. We booked this property for a long birthday weekend. Beautiful house with a great layout for multiple people to relax and enjoy the beach. The property pool & community playground were well maintained & a great bonus to wear out an active two year old.
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Jul 2025
This was the best family vacation I think we’ve ever had! Location couldn’t be better. House layout is perfect for bigger families. We loved the area and the very short walk to the beach. The park across the street was an awesome perk for the kids. The house had everything you could need for a week. All the essentials for cooking, cleaning, laundry. Truly couldn’t have had a better house or host!
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Jul 2025
I had been under the impression that it was a stand alone house right on the beach that we would be staying in. It was actually a townhouse. The beach was right over a sand dune from us.It turned out to be a very nice stay. Each family had their own room to stay in. There were plenty of sleeping spots. It was quiet and very nice.
10.0 / 10.0Outstanding·Jun 2025
We stayed at this house for a few days for a family getaway (My spouse and I plus 3 boys). The house was spacious and had plenty of room for all of us to spread out if the teens needed some privacy. Even my 16 year old loved camping out in the bunk room. The house was clean and and had everything we needed. The beach was a short, easy walk. No crazy traffic. The beach was also beautiful and clean . The boys loved hunting for shark teeth during the day and crabs at night. The host was very responsive to all of my questions. We had a great time and made lots of memories. Would definitely recommend .

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FAQs

Is parking included with this house?

Parking is not specified as an available amenity at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One). For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this house?

Yes, a swimming pool is available for use at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One). Enjoy the water!

Is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) pet friendly?

Yes! This house is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.

What amenities are available at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?

We found 26 amenities for this rental. This includes free wifi/internet, air conditioning, pool, non-smoking, and pets allowed.


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