House in Schertz, TX
12 guests · 4 bedrooms · 2 baths
Reasons to book
High-end valueWell priced for this area
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About this house rental
Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
Amenities at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More
Family friendly
Map of Schertz, TX
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Cleaning & other feesWe include all stay related fees in the Cleaning Fee line, which may include cleaning, property manager, resort, tourism and other stay related fees. All Vrbo properties are professionally cleaned after each stay.
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