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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Top rated by guests

Cosy | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished

Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels

Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels

Cosy | Premium bedding, individually decorated, individually furnished

Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels

8.0Excellent

(596 Ratings)

"Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful."

Rylee

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8.0 / 10.0

Excellent(596 Ratings)

Hotel in Beaconsfield

5-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

High-end valueWell priced for this area

Book with confidenceWe partner with the top travel sites so you know you're getting a great deal on the perfect rental

Includes essentialsPool, Air conditioner, Internet / Wifi and more

About this hotel

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
This smoke-free hotel features 3 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and a fitness center. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Additionally, a bar/lounge, spa services, and wedding services are onsite.
Change of towels is available on request.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Amenities at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Pool

Air conditioner

Internet / Wifi

Balcony or Patio

Hot tub or spa

Gym or Fitness Center

Free parking

Map of Beaconsfield

city location on map

Nearby attractions

The British Museum

Victoria and Albert Museum

Tower of London

Available Rooms

Things to know

Additional fees to expect

Cleaning & other feesWe include all stay related fees in the Cleaning Fee line, which may include cleaning, property manager, resort, tourism and other stay related fees. All Expedia properties are professionally cleaned after each stay.

Booking feeNo booking fees, easy credit card payments.

Service feeThis helps Expedia provide a safer and more secure booking experience.

TaxesTaxes on accommodation such as Occupancy Tax, VAT, or GST. May also include tourism fees.

Customer support

Customer support is handled by our partner Expedia

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Top rated by guests

8.0Excellent

(596 Ratings)

"Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful."

Rylee

Don't miss out! Price and availability may change

$$$$

8.0 / 10.0

Excellent(596 Ratings)

Hotel in Beaconsfield

5-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

High-end valueWell priced for this area

Book with confidenceWe partner with the top travel sites so you know you're getting a great deal on the perfect rental

Includes essentialsPool, Air conditioner, Internet / Wifi and more

Map of Beaconsfield

city location on map

Nearby attractions

The British Museum

Victoria and Albert Museum

Tower of London

Available Rooms

About this hotel

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
This smoke-free hotel features 3 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and a fitness center. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Additionally, a bar/lounge, spa services, and wedding services are onsite.
Change of towels is available on request.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Amenities

Pool

Air conditioner

Internet / Wifi

Balcony or Patio

Hot tub or spa

Gym or Fitness Center

Free parking

Things to know

Additional fees to expect

Cleaning & other feesWe include all stay related fees in the Cleaning Fee line, which may include cleaning, property manager, resort, tourism and other stay related fees. All Expedia properties are professionally cleaned after each stay.

Booking feeNo booking fees, easy credit card payments.

Service feeThis helps Expedia provide a safer and more secure booking experience.

TaxesTaxes on accommodation such as Occupancy Tax, VAT, or GST. May also include tourism fees.

Customer support

Customer support is handled by our partner Expedia

Ratings and reviews

8.0 / 10.0

Excellent(596 Ratings)

5.0 / 10.0

Once again the amazing front of house ladies were brilliant! Thank you Annabelle and Chloe as always 🙂

3.0 / 10.0

Rooms look a bit dated now Noise from other guests was so loud

3.0 / 10.0

The room was fair value for money but very noisy music from the bar and lots of banging noises all evening til about 1am and again heard banging from about 5am..it was a Wednesday. Staff helpful. Pool not warm and cant be used after dusk.

5.0 / 10.0

Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*

5.0 / 10.0

Always a pleasure to stay here mainly due to the front of house staff. Nothing is ever too much for them, thank you ladies.

3.0 / 10.0

Staff and food lovely, loved the roll top bath. However The room was clean but sadly as there appears you couldn’t open the window the wet room and bath in bedroom made it smell bit damp. Which I’m sure could be rectified by room fragrances or air flow. sad the Turkish seating area around the pool has been removed and the Thai restaurant moved across.

2.0 / 10.0

I thought the hotel room was very seedy, to the point of making me feel very uncomfortable, as it was like staying in a pimps boudoir. It was also extremely dark even with the lights on

4.0 / 10.0

Our bathroom was just a little grubby but overall we had a lovely time food was amazing

5.0 / 10.0

Amazing front of house reception ladies. Could not do enough to help and welcome me, credit to the hotel and thank you ladies for being brilliant as always.

5.0 / 10.0

Amazing as always. Unique. Just need to sell pints in the bar 👍

4.0 / 10.0

Property has great potential and is very unique. Unfortunately our stay was ruined by the lack of cleanliness of the room the lack of privacy and the room was very worn and in need of repair not Walmart you would expect for the decadent room and for the price. This was all reported during our stay and no alternatives offered, bit of a shame for our anniversary to be honest. No working coffee making facilities and no tea bags in the room either

4.0 / 10.0

We loved our time at crazy bear beaconsfield , we found it was a little sneaky how the waiter offered us bread while we waited for our steak and then we get the bill and found out this cost £6 but we was inder the impression it was a good will gesture as the main would take so long , also we found the service charging was quite high especially for 2 drinks . As for the room though it was an amazing experience which we would love to do again it made our 12th wedding anniversary feel that extra special . The staff were very well mannered and made us feel comforable so thank you for a lovely stay at tour hotel

1.0 / 10.0

No prior notice of faulty air con was extremely poor. Room was excruciatingly hot, which led to checking out a day early.

10.0 / 10.0

Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful.

5.0 / 10.0

Lovely room and hotel. Reception staff were amazing, lovely and helpful, thank you ladies for your help and friendliness.

5.0 / 10.0

Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀

4.0 / 10.0

It was very nice very erratically pleasing and staff were nice however on my stay I requested roses to be added onto the bed as we arrived for a surprise for my partner which they were happy to do for £20 on top of my stay however upon arrive they were not there ,they did take this off my room the charge however it was the surprise that I was gutted about , and tap didn’t work properly in bathroom however overall would go back there as very nice .

10.0 / 10.0

Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again

2.0 / 10.0

Disappointing. The bathroom situation is strange in the 'snug' room. The shower was really fast-flowing and as there is no door, it risks flooding the main bedroom and makes the entire bedroom smell damp. Expected more for the price.

5.0 / 10.0

Beautiful hotel. We have stayed a couple of times and love the ambience of the hotel and variety of rooms. Very romantic.

6.0 / 10.0

The room thou novel was far too dark and small for our liking

10.0 / 10.0

Third time staying lovely hotel and good location

5.0 / 10.0

The people were amazing actually, everybody treated their guests with respect and kindness. I had a very pleasant experience and the room was very clean.

10.0 / 10.0

The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.

5.0 / 10.0

Fantastic hotel, would definitely stay again. 2 suggestions would be to provide tea bags and biscuits as these were not available and replace the TVs with ones that have Netfix app as the cast option didn’t work for me.

4.0 / 10.0

It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.

2.0 / 10.0

Previous occupants hair in shower drain - yuck

10.0 / 10.0

Amazing staff and unique hotel! It was hard to find since it had no signage, but other than that, it was great. The hotel also had a really cool bar/lounge area with DJ. We will be back!

5.0 / 10.0

I had a very good stay at the Crazy Bear Hotel. The decoration is truly impressive – bold, unique, and full of character. I stayed in the “Decadence” room, which I really enjoyed. It’s a very particular kind of hotel – you know what you’re getting into, so I find it a bit unfair when people complain about the décor. If you’re after a standard, conventional hotel, this might not be the right choice. But if you’re looking for something distinctive, it’s a great experience. Everything was clean, the staff were friendly, and both dinner and breakfasts were excellent.

2.0 / 10.0

Hiya I’ve just come back from my night at your hotel and would just like to say I was really disappointed for the following reasons. We stayed in room 27 which seemed like a really dark dingy and dated room and in need some modernising but that wasn’t the main issue and I just feel like you should know that for the price of that room we wasn’t impressed and certainly wasn’t wowed with things like broken light switches and limescale on the bath filler and shower head. We had two men come into our room at 3am with their phone torches on doing god knows what when we woke up they was at the end of our bed my girlfriend had no clothes on and to be honest it scared the hell out of us, neither of us realised we had to lock ourselves in for the night as that’s never normally the case when we stay at a hotel. Also from the online pictures the hotel looks amazing but we feel like we came whilst you were in the middle of refurbishment but wasn’t told about this when we booked. Around the pool as it certainly wasn’t like the pictures also we didn’t feel comfortable having to walk through part of the high street in a robe to get to the pool as I’m guessing due to the refurb we couldn’t get to the pool going through the hotel as the staff said we would need to walk round. So with all that we didn’t feel like it was a good experience and certainly not for the money we paid for the night. The staff were all great and very friendly and I mentioned this in the morning to them

8.0 / 10.0

The property is nice , the restaurant and the room look amazing . But there are some small things that could be improved: “ no changing room or toilets at the swimming pool, you have to walk to the restaurant and go down the stairs to change in your swimming suit, as the rooms are outside the spa zone at a walking distance “ , the water in the jacuzzi was freezing even if outside was 32’ Celsius . In the room would have been nice a mini bar / mini fridge as the water was boiling. They gave as a bucket with ice but still . We also paid twice the late check out fee ( £25 until 1pm and another £25 until 1:40pm , so basically the second was for another 40 minutes ) . Overall it looks fantastic and it deserves 4 stars

3.0 / 10.0

Tiny room, amazing decor but cobwebs in the room and the bathroom

1.0 / 10.0

I had an issue with a light that would not switch off, which looked like a connection issue. I reported on 2 occasions and it was not fixed. on check out, I was taking my stuff to my car, parking is no onsite and the cleaner came into the room while I was out and removed my items and left them outside of the room. To note I had just got married and my clothing items are precious and delicate and this was at 9.30am and it wasnt 11am checkout time. On reporting to staff, i was told the manager will be in touch however no one has made contact.

3.0 / 10.0

Ermmm… probably wasn’t the best place to stay for a single person. Buisness trip. More of a place you’d take your partner if you know what I mean. First day I arrived it wasn’t as clean as expected but 2nd day it had a real good deep clean. Makes me think was it done proper before I stayed. Can’t slate it though was a nice place just wouldnt come back for a work trip but that’s my fault

2.0 / 10.0

I would not call this hotel ‘quirky’ it is totally unpractical. The rooms are really dark, you can hardly see to get ready. Our bed was against the wall with no bedside cabinets. I moved a table to put next to the bed for my water. The water for the free standing bath came from the ceiling & the pressure is so slow I’m sure it would’ve taken all day to fill. The shower & basin also so unpractical. The light in the bathroom automatically comes on, but kept going off while still on the toilet! The stairs leading up to our room were also far too dark, not great after a few drinks. Even the men’s & ladies toilets down in the bar were really dark. I cannot comment on the cleanliness of our room as you couldn’t see!! The food in the thai restaurant was superb & the staff excellent. Would definitely not stay in the hotel again though. Our friends stayed in another room & said the same.

8.0 / 10.0

Great stay. Only reason i didnt give a 5 star rating is that bar staff added items to my room bill without informing me. And On check out i also got charged a late fee for being 20 mins late giving back the room keys. So give back rooms keys before loading your luggage in the car !!!

5.0 / 10.0

We decided to stay here for my wife’s birthday weekend, it did not fail to please!, we were recommended this by friends and everything they told us about was true. This hotel is a definite high 5 plus!, we will definitely stay again.

3.0 / 10.0

It was nice but could do with better cleaning as there was a lot of dust under and around the bed and the shower kept falling off and the room was a lot smaller than expected.

8.0 / 10.0

Great, unique interiors. We had the smallest room and it was very small with the bed against the wall and a sloped ceiling above it. But still a nice room.

8.0 / 10.0

Can see the potential of what I am sure was once a beautiful property. I know it is under new ownership and they are doing renovations so it would be great to revisit once complete as some aspects of the room and property were a little in need of tender loving care .. cracked ceiling mirror .. tap system on the bathroom sink a little unusual to use (to get a good flow of water you had to open the cupboard door ). Good parts were the Thai meal and breakfast fantastic, comfy bed , staff were amazing and would 100% revisit on that part alone !

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